As reported on Gawker, this request was posted on Craigslist.
I am looking for a few (possibly 3-5) large men to dress up as pirates and ride motorcycles through my friend’s wedding. He is having it at some vinyard upstate, so you can come from different directions (i.e. through the rows of grape plants). I’d be willing to pay extra if you could outfit your motorcycle in some sort of pirate ship theme (eg. mast, plank, cannons, wooden pirate ship shell, etc).
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