This morning, we were all happily eating our cereal together, reading the paper, and talking about gross things. First there's this picture:
Ian saw an ad for these cereal straw on the back of his cereal box -- Fruit Loops curtesy of Grandma. Ian wants them. We told him that they would immediately lower his IQ by 20 points. Later, Uncle Chris said that these cereal straws were just a short step from the La-Z-Boys in Idiocracy that featured a built-in crapper.
