I'm taking a moment to interrupt this blogging break to alert you of a new evil. Just when you thought that you were free of the loathsome celebrity two-headed menace of Bennifer, two new couples have arrived to trigger the gag reflex as you wait on line in the supermarket.
First, it's Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes making out in front of the camera. A new website cries out to free Katie from the tentacles of Cruise's embrace. Be careful, Katie. Remember just short of the ten year mark, when Nicole would have been eligible for half of Cruise's millions, he jettisoned her or "Cruised" her.
Then, there's Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, all pouty and dangerous.
We've heard from semi-reliable sources that Brad's planning on switching teams in the next year and that Angelina is a beard. So, I can put up with Brad and Angelina, because I like an inside joke, but the Katie and Cruise thing is causing me to hope for uncertain disaster to fall their way.
UPDATE: Excellent stuff at Defamer.
